passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole

(Source: deluminator)

screwsociety:

you know girls can tell when you look at their boobs

i don’t care how quickly you glance, 1 second is like 5 seconds in boob time

my-name-is-morgan:

things that will always be attractive forever

• button up shirt with the sleeves pushed up to the elbows
• freckles
• dimples
• button up shirt
• with the sleeves pushed up
• to the elbows
• dimples
• bUTTON UP SHIRTS

(Source: consultingbabes)